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Understatement or what?  Avast there ye mateys INDEED!

Ok those wacky scientist / inventor types are at it again – this time they bring you (…drum roll please..) the spray-on condom.

How about a BIG CHORUS OF WTF?

You put your man-thing in this latex sprayer tunnel thing for 10 seconds and then wait 20 seconds for it to dry.

Way to waste a good hard-on guys!

Via Cool Hunting

Well time for our national holiday of nationhood here in the good old U S of A – the 4th of July. And what better way to celebrate the 4th than with some sweet juicy watermelon!

Turns out those wacky scientists have discovered that watermelon affects us guys just like Viagra! Can I get a big hell yeah!!

Want to get in the mood? Forget oysters. Science Daily is reporting that watermelon may have Viagra-like effects on the body. Researchers say watermelon relaxes blood vessels, much like Viagra does, and may even increase libido.

So you get to eat your fruity treats and then give your woman a special all night treat! Can life possibly be any better?

Heading out now to the local fruit stand…

via Momlogic

Damn, its Wednesday again? Time for some chicks wrestling!

These two babes are SERIOUS – looks like they are beating the pure hell out of each other!

Ok, that was pretty short, so here’s your special double-shot wrestling video!

And…these two chicks looks pretty hot – and this mud is mostly water – and they get really really slick!

Ok, we got two pretty hot chicks – one in a white bikini – one in a pink bikini – but you know it really don’t damn matter because they BOTH end up covered in SALSA! Can it possibly get in better? No wait, don’t answer that question!

This little video was made at the Kentucky Derby in 2007. With the Belmont Stakes coming up soon, seems like a good time to show a little chick mud wrestling at the horse race action.

Two blondes in mini skirts throwing down in some serious mud for a pretty damn big crowd. Can I get a big hell yeah!

In celebration of Memorial Day weekends for those of us in the United States (or just the damn weekend for those of you elsewhere) here a little treat – Kim Kardashian showing her booty!

Now go on out and grill or drink or whatever it is you do on your weekends!

Spring Break…South Padre Island…and a BIG ass hole filled with water on the beach! These 2 chicks totally throw down in some mud wrestling action that looks pretty damn serious!

Ok – not just oil wrestling but now…mud wrestling…on your Wednesdays!!

Here’s to fine looking blonde babes in their bikinis throwing down in the mud – there’s even a little grinding action!!