Well, not really a portable DUI…but a portable bar. This thing rocks and every enterprising guy should really have one. Can you say “portable party”??? Yeah, I thought you could.

Here’s some choice product description stuff:

Take your bar with you wherever you go!!! From the college student to the most experienced flair champion, this portable bar allows you to set up at any special event and have everything you need at your fingertips. Tired of seeing the DJ’s grab all the cash? You can be your own boss and bring the bar to the customer. Great for weddings, sports party’s, birthdays etc., this portable bar is the perfect solution for the “on the go” bartender. There’s no need for a van or trailer, this bar will fit in the smallest of car trunks.

So, for the budding on-the-go party dude or the fledgling alcoholic entrepreneur, this is the product for you!

Read more about the portable bar!

PLUS - they claim a grown man can stand on it - so you know that a grown woman can bar dance on it!