Ok, we certainly don’t condone driving under the influence - but most of us guys have done it at one time or the other.
Some of us have been caught.
Some of us probably made up some good excuses.
But you can’t touch this DUI excuse: this guy from Montana said a unicorn was driving his car. That’s right - a friggin’ unicorn. What the hell was he drinking??!! You guys from Montana must be brewing up some really good stuff!
You can read the full report here.
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1 ken // Mar 20, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Upon further investigation, The cops made a mistake.He just simply refused to tell them who was driving and the police CALLED it the unicorn defense. By the time it got around the cops where saying that he said a unicorn was driving.
2 billfutreal // Mar 21, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Thanks for the update Ken
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