This story could possibly fall into the “no…duh?” category - but apparently those intrepid minds in our scientific community have determined a link between a boob job and and an increased sex drive. Most of us guys are going to respond with a hearty “hell yeah - now I get the best of everything” sort of reaction.

Improvements in the women’s self-esteem and sexual satisfaction were directly correlated with having undergone breast augmentation. Figueroa-Haas used two widely accepted scientific scales to measure self-esteem and sexuality, the Rosenberg Self-Esteem Scale and the Female Sexual Function Index, which assesses domains of sexual function, such as sexual arousal, satisfaction, experience and attitudes.

Now I’m not sure exactly who or what a Figueroa-Haas is (or was), but this has got to be great news right?

The participants’ average self-esteem score increased from 20.7 to 24.9 on the 30-point Rosenberg scale, and their average female sexual function score increased from 27.2 to 31.4 on the 36-point index. Of note, after the procedure, there were substantial increases in ratings of sexual desire (a 78.6 percent increase from initial scores), arousal (81 percent increase) and satisfaction (57 percent increase).

WOW - 80% increase in sexual desire and arousal????!!!! Sign me up! So the moral of this story is to get your favorite chick (or you future favorite chick) to get a boob job immediately - your love life is going to get kicked up a notch! (HINT: if you are feeling very generous, you can even offer to split the costs with her!)

You can read the full big boob scientific inquest article here.