Well, that didn’t take long did it? You know, Paris Hilton’s jail crap up for sale on Ebay!

MSNBC reports (and thank you MSNBC for making sure we know all the facts!)

Want to dress just like Paris Hilton? An orange government-issued jumpsuit and matching shorts allegedly tried on by the recently jailed heiress is for sale on eBay.

“Paris has been in jail for less than 1 day,” noted the seller. “Shes (sic) has b*****d about everything!”

The eBay merchant says that the high-fashion-loving heiress didn’t like the way the clothes fit. “She demanded a femal (sic) med and they didnt (sic) fit. These are the Original pair of Paris Hilton Orange jail shorts and jump suit! Dont (sic) miss this once in a life time opportunity!!!”

Hmmm…wanna bid on this? Who can resist a little Paris garb in your house?