Seems some billionaire in California (gasp!) is being accused of building a secret sex lair underneath his mansion.

So what the hell’s the problem? Ain’t this every guy’s dream?

America’s 160th richest person, a billionaire who made his money from the 1990s hi-tech boom, has been accused of planning to build a “secret and convenient lair” underneath his California mansion dedicated to drug-taking and sex with prostitutes.

Seriously, if you had the money to do this - you would SO be there, right?

Talk about your guy cave!

Read the entire report.