Vanilla-tini (vanilla vodka) Espresso-tini (coffee liqueur + espresso) Key Lime-tini (key lime) Valen-tini (tequila rose) Pome-tini (pomegranate) Raspberry-tini (raspberry) Nutty-tini (amaretto + hazelnut liqueur) Crescendo-tini (at the orchestra) Moe-tini (at Moe's Restaurant) Franklin-tini (for Ben Franklin's 300th birthday) Tut-tini (King Tut exhibition) Mex-tini (orange vodka + tequila) Ginger-tini (grapefruit + ginger + pomegranate) Spa-tini (at the spa) Blue Glow-tini (with glowing ice cubes) Free-tini (no charge) Champagne-tini (champagne) Pineapple-tini (pineapple) Sex-tini (Asian sex tonic + x-rated vodka) Flu-tini (vodka + cold medicine) Apple-tini (apple) Red Lobster Butter-Tini (butterscotch schnapps + half and half + Bailey's) Bikini-tini (low calorie) Fire-tini (jalapenos) K-tini (sauerkraut) Caramel Apple Pie-tini (applesauce + caramel syrup) Red Hot Santa-tini (chili peppers + whipped cream) Fall-tini (apple cider) Insomnia-tini (energy drink) Jello-tini (lime Jello) Peep-tini (Peeps candy) Diamond-tini (1.06 carat diamond)

A surprisingly non-exhaustive list of martini drinks (kottke.org)