Ok, let’s get real here.

New Year’s Eve is tomorrow night. A traditional night of mayhem, debauchery and general partying.

Oh, yeah, and alcohol…

Now, Guy Caves certainly doesn’t condone drunk driving…but we know some of your guys will drink…

And some of you guys will drive your damn cars….

And some of your guys will get pulled over while driving your damn cars…

And some of you guys will need an excuse for your obviously misguided actions…

Well, put this excuse in your back pocket:

PTERODACTYLS!

You know, those giant flying dinosaurs things. You have seen them haven’t you?� They were swooping all over the road on your way home from that New Year’s Eve party, weren’t they?

Here’s your blueprint for this excuse.