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		<title>Drinking Man&#8217;s Workout</title>
		<link>http://www.guycaves.com/2008/01/28/drinking-mans-workout/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:07:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billfutreal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well you know Guy Caves loves us some beer and some getting our drink on. So we have GREAT news for you!! Drink your way to health!! Yep, you read it right &#8211; drinking combined with a little exercise is good for you!! Can I get a BIG HELL YEAH!! Seems some of those ever [...]]]></description>
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<p>Well you know Guy Caves loves us some beer and some getting our drink on.</p>
<p>So we have GREAT news for you!!</p>
<p>Drink your way to health!!  Yep, you read it right &#8211; drinking combined with a little exercise is good for you!!  Can I get a BIG HELL YEAH!! Seems some of those ever wacky scientists over in <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1201575502_0">Denmark</span> have conducted a study which proves what we&#8217;ve been telling our women for hundreds of years!!</p>
<blockquote><p> &#8220;If you don&#8217;t want to exercise too much,&#8221; asks Dr. Morten Gronbaek, epidemiologist with Denmark&#8217;s National Institute of Public Health, &#8220;can you trade it for one to two drinks per day and be fine?&#8221; A study Gronbaek and colleagues just published in the <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1201575502_1">European Heart Journal</span> suggests the answer just may be yes. That finding, not surprisingly, has proved to be a crowd-pleaser.</p></blockquote>
<p>So now you can say (<strong>with the full support of scientific evidence to back you up</strong>) &#8220;Baby, I&#8217;m gonna go to the bar for my workout&#8221;</p>
<p>Telling you, life don&#8217;t get <em>NO</em> better guys!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1706768,00.html?cnn=yes">Read all the fine print here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Alcohol and Sex</title>
		<link>http://www.guycaves.com/2008/01/05/alcohol-and-sex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 17:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billfutreal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, once again, leave it up to those wacky scientists! Not content with solving incurable diseases or stopping that damn global warming, your friendly neighborhood scientists have turned their laser beam like attention to alcohol and sex. Now any scientific research involving alcohol and sex &#8211; that&#8217;s some research which Guy Caves supports for full [...]]]></description>
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<p>Well, once again, leave it up to those wacky scientists!</p>
<p>Not content with solving incurable diseases or stopping that damn global warming, your friendly neighborhood scientists have turned their laser beam like attention to alcohol and sex.</p>
<p>Now any scientific research involving alcohol and sex &#8211; that&#8217;s some research which Guy Caves supports for full government funding!</p>
<p>And what did those wacky scientists find out for us?</p>
<blockquote><p> Alcohol has a strong causal relationship with sexual arousal and disinhibited sexual behavior in humans; however, the physiological support for this notion is largely lacking and thus a suitable animal model to address this issue is instrumental. We investigated the effect of ethanol on sexual behavior in Drosophila. Wild-type males typically court females but not males; however, upon daily administration of ethanol, they exhibited active intermale courtship, which represents a novel type of behavioral disinhibition.</p></blockquote>
<p>So what the hell does that mean is standard guy english??</p>
<p>If you drink you&#8217;ll get all turned on and kinky as hell and you&#8217;ll also be gay.</p>
<p>Now you know&#8230;</p>
<p>Keep in mind those wacky scientists were getting fruit flies drunk as hell!</p>
<p><a href="http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2008/01/alcohol_sexual_attraction_sexu.php">Get more details from Greg Laden&#8217;s blog </a></p>
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		<title>Drunk Facebook Girls</title>
		<link>http://www.guycaves.com/2007/11/11/drunk-facebook-girls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:01:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billfutreal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well now&#8230;.drunk girls doing drunk things is always a hot topic for guys. And Facebook is the hot topic in the &#8220;world&#8221; of social networking. Combine the two and you get something special!! Or at least amusing (and occasionally hot) as hell! Lots of pictures of drunk girl antics &#8211; there&#8217;s Facebook groups devoted to [...]]]></description>
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<p>Well now&#8230;.drunk girls doing drunk things is always a hot topic for guys.</p>
<p>And Facebook is the hot topic in the &#8220;world&#8221; of social networking.</p>
<p>Combine the two and you get something special!!  Or at least amusing (and occasionally hot) as hell!</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.guycaves.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/kentucky-girl007.jpg" alt="Drunk Facebook Girls" /></p>
<p>Lots of pictures of drunk girl antics &#8211; there&#8217;s Facebook groups devoted to it, so you know this is the latest craze.   And Facebook is ALL over this!</p>
<p>Find out more from <a href="http://coedmagazine.com/sex/3494">CO-ED Magazine</a>.</p>
<p>Or just check out the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2207899608">Facebook group</a> is you&#8217;re a Facebooker.</p>
<p>BTW, here&#8217;s my <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=502029413">Facebook profile page</a>.</p>
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		<title>Bruce Willis Drops A MF-Bomb</title>
		<link>http://www.guycaves.com/2007/05/29/bruce-willis-drops-a-mf-bomb/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 04:07:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billfutreal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a clip of Die Hard Bruce Willis being interviewed during a recent Nets playoff game. Seems like old Bruce has been drinking a bit as the reporter gives him a &#8220;yippee-kay-yay&#8221; and Bruce jumps right in! The announcer appropriately apologizes for Bruce&#8217;s little verbal slip&#8230;how politically correct.]]></description>
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<p>Here&#8217;s a clip of <em>Die Hard</em> Bruce Willis being interviewed during a recent Nets playoff game.  Seems like old Bruce has been drinking a bit as the reporter gives him a &#8220;yippee-kay-yay&#8221; and Bruce jumps right in!  The announcer appropriately apologizes for Bruce&#8217;s little verbal slip&#8230;how politically correct.</p>
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		<title>Pubwalk</title>
		<link>http://www.guycaves.com/2007/05/14/pubwalk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 01:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billfutreal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well I think &#8220;barwalk&#8221; might be a better name, but pubwalk is still a cool name for a very cool site. You pick a city from the list on the front page and your are shown an interactive map of the city with the bars, juke joints, late night eateries&#8230;drinking man&#8217;s paradise. Plus, the site [...]]]></description>
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<p>Well I think &#8220;barwalk&#8221; might be a better name, but pubwalk is still a cool name for a very cool site.</p>
<p>You pick a city from the list on the front page and your are shown an interactive map of the city with the bars, juke joints, late night eateries&#8230;drinking man&#8217;s paradise.  Plus, the site shows you how long it takes you to walk between establishments (but is that sober walking time or drunk walking time??). </p>
<p>I picked Memphis, just because I&#8217;ve partied there several times &#8211; and I&#8217;ve been in quite a few of the places!</p>
<p>Check <a href="http://www.pubwalk.com">Pubwalk</a> out for yourself.  Recommended by <a href="http://www.guycaves.com">Guy Caves</a>!</p>
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		<title>Happy Cinco de Mayo</title>
		<link>http://www.guycaves.com/2007/05/05/happy-cinco-de-mayo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 18:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billfutreal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a little picture to help get you in the mood for tonight&#8217;s big Cinco de Mayo partying. Have a few Tequila shots and Corona&#8217;s &#8211; your friends here at Guy Caves sure as hell will!]]></description>
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<p>Have a few Tequila shots and Corona&#8217;s &#8211; your friends here at <a href="http://www.guycaves.com">Guy Caves</a> sure as hell will!</p>
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		<title>Drunk David Hasselhoff</title>
		<link>http://www.guycaves.com/2007/05/05/drunk-david-hasselhoff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 15:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billfutreal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yep it really is old Mr. Baywatch himself &#8211; and he&#8217;s BLITZED! The bad part about this is that his daughter filmed it and then posted it &#8211; WTF??? Of course, most of us guys will think this video is funny as crap because old David is wallowing on the floor and has a burger [...]]]></description>
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<p>Yep it really is old Mr. Baywatch himself &#8211; and he&#8217;s BLITZED!</p>
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<p>The bad part about this is that his daughter filmed it and then posted it &#8211; WTF???</p>
<p>Of course, most of us guys will think this video is funny as crap because old David is wallowing on the floor and has a burger dribbling out of his mouth.</p>
<p>Yeah, we&#8217;ve all been there before&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Drunk Driving Excuse</title>
		<link>http://www.guycaves.com/2007/03/20/drunk-driving-excuse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 02:03:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billfutreal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, we certainly don&#8217;t condone driving under the influence &#8211; but most of us guys have done it at one time or the other. Some of us have been caught. Some of us probably made up some good excuses. But you can&#8217;t touch this DUI excuse: this guy from Montana said a unicorn was driving [...]]]></description>
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<p>Ok, we certainly don&#8217;t condone driving under the influence &#8211; but most of us guys have done it at one time or the other.</p>
<p>Some of us have been caught.</p>
<p>Some of us probably made up some good excuses.</p>
<p>But you can&#8217;t touch this DUI excuse:  this guy from Montana said a <strong>unicorn</strong> was driving his car.  That&#8217;s right &#8211; <em><strong>a friggin&#8217; unicorn</strong></em>.  What the hell was he drinking??!!  You guys from Montana must be brewing up some really good stuff!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/03/13/national/a190307D72.DTL">You can read the full report here.</a></p>
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		<title>Portable DUI&#8230;uh Bar</title>
		<link>http://www.guycaves.com/2007/01/24/portable-duiuh-bar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 23:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billfutreal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, not really a portable DUI&#8230;but a portable bar. This thing rocks and every enterprising guy should really have one. Can you say &#8220;portable party&#8221;??? Yeah, I thought you could. Here&#8217;s some choice product description stuff: Take your bar with you wherever you go!!! From the college student to the most experienced flair champion, this [...]]]></description>
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<p>Well, not really a portable DUI&#8230;but a portable bar.  This thing rocks and every enterprising guy should really have one.  Can you say <em>&#8220;portable party&#8221;</em>???  Yeah, I thought you could.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s some choice product description stuff:</p>
<blockquote><p>Take your bar with you wherever you go!!! From the college student to the most experienced flair champion, this portable bar allows you to set up at any special event and have everything you need at your fingertips. Tired of seeing the DJ&#8217;s grab all the cash? You can be your own boss and bring the bar to the customer. Great for weddings, sports party&#8217;s, birthdays etc., this portable bar is the perfect solution for the &#8220;on the go&#8221; bartender. There&#8217;s no need for a van or trailer, this bar will fit in the smallest of car trunks.</p></blockquote>
<p>So, for the budding on-the-go party dude or the fledgling alcoholic entrepreneur, this is the product for you!</p>
<p><a title="Portable Bar" href="http://www.barproducts.com/media/portablebar.html">Read more about the portable bar</a>!</p>
<p>PLUS &#8211; they claim a grown man can stand on it &#8211; so you know that a grown woman can bar dance on it!</p>
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