Ok, Super Bowl Sunday is almost here. And EVERY self respecting guy around is planning his menu and getting stocked up for the big game.

What’s on the Guy Caves slate?

• Beer (lots of beer!) – and totally some Red Stripe!
• Grilled hot wings – these are the bomb, grilled up with some Frank’s Red Hot and butter…double-dipped in the spicy goodness.
• Hamburger and cheese dip and some Tostito’s for dipping
• Something sweet (cuz you gotta have something sweet)
• Little hot dogs cooked with red pepper
• Chips and pretzels
• Cheese Whiz – how in the hell can you do the Super Bowl without Cheese Whiz???

Still in the planning phase with more menu items to add, but that’s a pretty good start.  Some more football game eating goodness will be added.

But it will all be ready by 6 PM and settle down and watch the game!

Well you know Guy Caves loves us some beer and some getting our drink on.

So we have GREAT news for you!!

Drink your way to health!! Yep, you read it right – drinking combined with a little exercise is good for you!! Can I get a BIG HELL YEAH!! Seems some of those ever wacky scientists over in Denmark have conducted a study which proves what we’ve been telling our women for hundreds of years!!

“If you don’t want to exercise too much,” asks Dr. Morten Gronbaek, epidemiologist with Denmark’s National Institute of Public Health, “can you trade it for one to two drinks per day and be fine?” A study Gronbaek and colleagues just published in the European Heart Journal suggests the answer just may be yes. That finding, not surprisingly, has proved to be a crowd-pleaser.

So now you can say (with the full support of scientific evidence to back you up) “Baby, I’m gonna go to the bar for my workout”

Telling you, life don’t get NO better guys!

Read all the fine print here.

Well, once again, leave it up to those wacky scientists!

Not content with solving incurable diseases or stopping that damn global warming, your friendly neighborhood scientists have turned their laser beam like attention to alcohol and sex.

Now any scientific research involving alcohol and sex – that’s some research which Guy Caves supports for full government funding!

And what did those wacky scientists find out for us?

Alcohol has a strong causal relationship with sexual arousal and disinhibited sexual behavior in humans; however, the physiological support for this notion is largely lacking and thus a suitable animal model to address this issue is instrumental. We investigated the effect of ethanol on sexual behavior in Drosophila. Wild-type males typically court females but not males; however, upon daily administration of ethanol, they exhibited active intermale courtship, which represents a novel type of behavioral disinhibition.

So what the hell does that mean is standard guy english??

If you drink you’ll get all turned on and kinky as hell and you’ll also be gay.

Now you know…

Keep in mind those wacky scientists were getting fruit flies drunk as hell!

Get more details from Greg Laden’s blog

Ok, let’s get real here.

New Year’s Eve is tomorrow night. A traditional night of mayhem, debauchery and general partying.

Oh, yeah, and alcohol…

Now, Guy Caves certainly doesn’t condone drunk driving…but we know some of your guys will drink…

And some of you guys will drive your damn cars….

And some of your guys will get pulled over while driving your damn cars…

And some of you guys will need an excuse for your obviously misguided actions…

Well, put this excuse in your back pocket:

PTERODACTYLS!

You know, those giant flying dinosaurs things. You have seen them haven’t you?� They were swooping all over the road on your way home from that New Year’s Eve party, weren’t they?

Here’s your blueprint for this excuse.

Well now….drunk girls doing drunk things is always a hot topic for guys.

And Facebook is the hot topic in the “world” of social networking.

Combine the two and you get something special!! Or at least amusing (and occasionally hot) as hell!

Lots of pictures of drunk girl antics – there’s Facebook groups devoted to it, so you know this is the latest craze. And Facebook is ALL over this!

Find out more from CO-ED Magazine.

Or just check out the Facebook group is you’re a Facebooker.

BTW, here’s my Facebook profile page.

Now, admit it…your girlfriend can’t do this with her boobs, now can she? Hmmm…I’m smelling a challenge for that lady in your life!

Hey, don’t forget to send your video to Guy Caves if she can pull this trick off!

 So you got a spare 14 grand and you gotta do that tailgating thing.  You gotta buy this bitch!  Beer kegerator, grill, satellite TV…you name it, this baby has got what you need!  

Gameday Customs and the Ultimate Tailgate

WFMU (totall cool site) has compiled a list of great beer drinking songs – some of the are all about our favorite beverage…but they all will sound good while downing a cold one!

Plus the guys are streaming some of the songs for your beer drinking pleasure.

The Guy Caves favorite – Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers by the mighty ZZ Top, of course!

Here you go:

Nothing more to see here – now go drink some beer!

Here’s a cool site:  RateBeer.Com

You get to rate the beer you drink and see how everyone else rates your favorite beer.

Just for kicks, I checked out the ratings of the last 5 beers consumed here in Casa de Guy Caves:

Red Stripe – 2.24

Michelob Ultra – 1

Stone Mill Pale Ale – 2.55

Heineken – 2.14

Bass Pale Ale – 3.2

These rating are on a scale of 5.  I clearly have a taste for shit in beer!!  Seriously, Red Stripe only a 2.24??? WTF?

Anyhow, check it out and see where your favorite brew stacks up.