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Smart Water + Jennifer Aniston = HAWT?

billfutreal — Tue, 18 May 2010 21:22:48 +0000

You better believe it. She may be 41 but she still has the hotness going on – check her out in this ad:

Jennifer Aniston!

More details http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1279381/Toned-Jennifer-Aniston-works-sweat-reveals-taught-tummy-Smart-Water-ad.html.

Lawrence Taylor

billfutreal — Thu, 06 May 2010 18:18:03 +0000

Don’t know how this will turn out, but one of the ALL TIME MF’in football greats – Lawrence Taylor – has been charged with rape of a 15 year old.

Say it ain’t so LT (the original LT).

Full details here here

Lawrence Taylor with Deion Sanders at the 2010 NFL Draft

Heather Locklear Busted

billfutreal — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 22:08:46 +0000

For a damn hit and run? You gotta be kidding? Oh well, enjoy this shot:

At least she's still hot!

Read the sort of boring details over at ever reliable TMZ!

Junk In Her Trunk

billfutreal — Fri, 23 May 2008 19:27:24 +0000

In celebration of Memorial Day weekends for those of us in the United States (or just the damn weekend for those of you elsewhere) here a little treat – Kim Kardashian showing her booty!

Kim Kardashion – Mooning Scene from Outtakes of Her Show
by hotcelebs

Now go on out and grill or drink or whatever it is you do on your weekends!

Move over Wayne Newton – here come Tony!

billfutreal — Mon, 12 May 2008 22:03:08 +0000

As in Romo, that is. Now ever since the Jessica Simpson debacle (you know, the one where she basically cost the Cowboys a Super Bowl berth due to her overall distracting influence on the team), Tony has been laying low!

Well, no more!! Appearing in Chi-town, old Tony (and he definitely ain’t no Tony Bennett either), belted out a stunning rendition of “Take Me Out To The Ball Game” in the seventh inning stretch.

The word stunning is, of course, used in the most sarcastic tone of voice I can muster!

But hell, at least Tony had fun doing it.

Watch for yourself:

Jessica Alba

billfutreal — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:59:37 +0000

No words needed – just a little quick treat for Super Bowl Sunday!

Jessica 1 on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

David Beckham in a Victoria Beckham Tshirt

billfutreal — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:51:09 +0000

Hell, if you were David Beckham and your wife looked like Victoria Beckham and she posed nude for her tshirt for her charity…well damn, you’d wear that sucker proudly too wouldn’t you? Don’t you just love how the shirt designers oh so strategically positioned the letter Y?

Romo Dumping Jessica Simpson?

billfutreal — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:31:22 +0000

Hell, Guy Caves was ALL OVER the way Jessica Simpson cost Tony Romo and his Dallas Cowboys a football game.

And now the PTI show on ESPN is currently reporting the rumor that ol’ Tony Romo has DUMPED Jessica.

PLUS, get this, that he blames the playoff loss to the New York Football Giants on pretty little Jessica. Say it ain’t so Tony!

Poor Jessica Simpson – career in the tank and no more press box pink jersey wearing escapades!

Popcrunch is reporting this as well. You know its gotta be true!!

Mariah Carey Bikini Bottom

billfutreal — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:19:08 +0000

Ok, couldn’t resist posting this pic from TMZ. Mariah Carey is look damn fine for a 37 year old woman, don’t you think? Come on guys – you know you like!!!

New Bond Girl

billfutreal — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:18:54 +0000

Admit it guys, James Bond is one of your celluloid heroes. You’ve seen all the movies and you totally DUG lots of the chicks� Well, the movie boys are currently cranking up Bond 22 and the new Bond girls is….Gemma Arterton

Ok, who in the hell is Gemma Arterton?� Apparently some young British actress.

Guy Caves says – DO NOT LET US DOWN.� The Bond girls have provided many a young man with many a fantasy.� Don’t fuck it now, ok?

Do you think Gemma deserves to be the new Bond girl?� Express your damn opinion.