Thought about making some t-shirts. But screw it, she ain’t worth a t-shirt.
Guess since little Miss Hilton is back in the big house, we’re gonna wait for the in-prison videos.
Nothing else to say here, so move along!
Entries Tagged as 'Celebrities'
Free Paris!
June 8th, 2007 · No Comments
Tags: Celebrities
Paris Hilton Free!
June 7th, 2007 · No Comments
Well, thank god she’s out!
Just kidding, of course.
So, let me get this straight…if you are a seriously rich and famous privleged hot bitch like Paris Hilton you don’t have to serve your time? Or maybe there were some favors involved?
Hmmm…inquiring minds probably want to know the real deal here.
Oh well, [...]
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Paris Hilton Auction Madness
June 5th, 2007 · No Comments
Well, that didn’t take long did it? You know, Paris Hilton’s jail crap up for sale on Ebay!
MSNBC reports (and thank you MSNBC for making sure we know all the facts!)
Want to dress just like Paris Hilton? An orange government-issued jumpsuit and matching shorts allegedly tried on by the recently jailed heiress is for [...]
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Paris in the Pokey
June 4th, 2007 · No Comments
Ah yes, Paris Hilton is finally doing her time - all 23 days of it. And the poor little thing is reported to be doing fine after her first night in jail.
“She’s using this time to reflect on her life, to see what she can do to make the world better and hopefully, in [...]
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Bruce Willis Drops A MF-Bomb
May 29th, 2007 · No Comments
Here’s a clip of Die Hard Bruce Willis being interviewed during a recent Nets playoff game. Seems like old Bruce has been drinking a bit as the reporter gives him a “yippee-kay-yay” and Bruce jumps right in! The announcer appropriately apologizes for Bruce’s little verbal slip…how politically correct.
Tags: Alcohol · Beer · Celebrities · Video
Steve Spurrier Peeing
May 24th, 2007 · 1 Comment
Guy Caves originates from the friendly confines of North Augusta South Carolina - about 5 miles from the Augusta National and about 50 miles from Columbia - home of the University of South Carolina Gamecocks. So you can bet this little ditty definitely struck a chord!
The ol’ ball coach, that’s right, Steve Spurrier, plays [...]
Tags: Celebrities · Sports · WTF
Michelle Wie
May 23rd, 2007 · No Comments
So you like to play golf?
A lot of us guys love to shoot 18 or 36 with a bunch of buddies, down a few beers, generally raise hell and enjoy life to the maximum!
But wouldn’t you rather play golf with someone like Michelle Wie?
What would your handicap be if you had to look at [...]
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23 Days for Paris Hilton
May 17th, 2007 · No Comments
Well, now its only 23 days in the hole for our favorite socialite Paris Hilton. Seems her jail term was reduced from the original 45 days for “good behavior”.
What sort of good behavior?
Officials “calculated several factors” - and hey they say “she appeared for her latest court date.”
Oh wow!
You have to wonder what else [...]
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Lindsay Lohan
May 16th, 2007 · No Comments
Is she the hottest celebrity chick on the planet?
According to Maxim magazine, she is.
Sexy Lindsay is numero uno in the magazine’s annual “Hot 100″ list.
Hell, she definitely is hot - but should she be number 1 with a bullet??
She beat out hotties like Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie and Beyonce…hmmm
Guy Caves needs to [...]
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James Bond Girls
May 15th, 2007 · No Comments
Can you say Pussy Galore….mmmm, thought you could!
If you are James Bond fan (and what real man isn’t a fan of 007), then you know you are fan of all the chicks who have appeared in James Bond movies over the years.
Bond Girls are Forever: The Women of James Bond present all the Bond women [...]
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