Surely you heard all about the global love fest concert Live Earth this past weekend? Yeah, you know the Al Gore deification stuff. But, there’s hope – MSN has posted a gallery of the hottest performers at Live Earth – most of them won’t interest the Guy Caves reader (you gang of perverts!!), but this [...]

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Ok, admit it – there’s some of you guys out there who like to read. Well, there ain’t no better stuff going than Warren Ellis! Snarky and biting – his writing is the bomb. And now the man is also going to be writing a column for Suicide Girls – which is clearly a Guy [...]

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Phil Hellmuth is one of my favorite poker players – he’s snarky as hell – plus he’s damn good!! Phil is sending out video reports from this year’s Word Series of Poker. He’s in pursuit of a record 11th bracelet – and the dude is broadcasting from the WSOP – getting inside his hands and [...]

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Thought about making some t-shirts. But screw it, she ain’t worth a t-shirt. Guess since little Miss Hilton is back in the big house, we’re gonna wait for the in-prison videos. Nothing else to say here, so move along!

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Well, thank god she’s out! Just kidding, of course. So, let me get this straight…if you are a seriously rich and famous privleged hot bitch like Paris Hilton you don’t have to serve your time? Or maybe there were some favors involved? Hmmm…inquiring minds probably want to know the real deal here. Oh well, life [...]

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Well, that didn’t take long did it? You know, Paris Hilton’s jail crap up for sale on Ebay! MSNBC reports (and thank you MSNBC for making sure we know all the facts!) Want to dress just like Paris Hilton? An orange government-issued jumpsuit and matching shorts allegedly tried on by the recently jailed heiress is [...]

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Ah yes, Paris Hilton is finally doing her time – all 23 days of it. And the poor little thing is reported to be doing fine after her first night in jail. “She’s using this time to reflect on her life, to see what she can do to make the world better and hopefully, in [...]

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Here’s a clip of Die Hard Bruce Willis being interviewed during a recent Nets playoff game. Seems like old Bruce has been drinking a bit as the reporter gives him a “yippee-kay-yay” and Bruce jumps right in! The announcer appropriately apologizes for Bruce’s little verbal slip…how politically correct.

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Guy Caves originates from the friendly confines of North Augusta South Carolina – about 5 miles from the Augusta National and about 50 miles from Columbia – home of the University of South Carolina Gamecocks. So you can bet this little ditty definitely struck a chord! The ol’ ball coach, that’s right, Steve Spurrier, plays [...]

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So you like to play golf? A lot of us guys love to shoot 18 or 36 with a bunch of buddies, down a few beers, generally raise hell and enjoy life to the maximum! But wouldn’t you rather play golf with someone like Michelle Wie? What would your handicap be if you had to [...]

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