Ok, you know Guy Caves has been all over this Tony Romo and Jessica Simpsom fiasco…how she’s ruining the great American sport…hell, Guy Caves even demanded the leadership of the Dallas Cowboys BAN this sexy distraction from the Cowboy’s games.

But what about Cowboys road games?

Ah…you fans who will be attending the upcoming road games of the Dallas Cowboys can bring Jessica Simpson to YOUR game!!!

So go RIGHT NOW and check out Ruin Romo – print out your own Jessica Simpson mask to taunt old Tony!!

Ok, this is too damn cool.

A virtual 3D panoramic video tour of the one and only Beale Street in Memphis, TN.

The Guy Caves boogie train will be in Memphis next week!  Can’t wait…in the meantime, this site is the next best thing.

WFMU (totall cool site) has compiled a list of great beer drinking songs – some of the are all about our favorite beverage…but they all will sound good while downing a cold one!

Plus the guys are streaming some of the songs for your beer drinking pleasure.

The Guy Caves favorite – Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers by the mighty ZZ Top, of course!

The Travel Channel is having a mini-marathon of No Reservations on tonight. Anthony Bourdain is cool as hell and he’s living the life!

If you want to see a show built just for guys and is dedicated to getting all of the zest out of life you can, then No Reservations is your ticket. With so much crap on the old tube – that’s refreshing as hell, ain’t it guys?

Here’s some Anthony Bourdain shit!

Is this a cool web site or what? Talking about http://www.toughsportslive.com/, which is currently in Federal court trying to win the right to broadcast cockfights from Puerto Rico.

Well, we ain’t exactly interested in cockfighting, but the site also features “footage of bikini-clad women competing in machine gun contests.” Not, that could be interesting!

Rushing to click that link…

Ok, admit it – there’s some of you guys out there who like to read. Well, there ain’t no better stuff going than Warren Ellis! Snarky and biting – his writing is the bomb. And now the man is also going to be writing a column for Suicide Girls – which is clearly a Guy Caves fave!

Ok, you know you love watching hot chicks mud wrestling!

But how about chocolate syrup wrestling??

The DNA Lounge in San Francisco just held their 2007 edition of the Chocolate Syrup Wrestling Championships! The proprietor, Jamie Zawinski, has documented the entire glorious event on the DNA Lounge Web Site.

Good enough to lick? YOU BET!!

Oh, you can also look at the 2005 Chocolate Syrup Wrestling Championships too!

Ah…trashy girls…just uttering that phrase gets your blood boiling, right? Or at least if you are a normal, healthy woman loving dude!

Well, because there is a trashy girl inside of every woman, what better than a whole site devoted to trashy girls?

Like these hotties:

And the best part of it is, if your woman catches you browsing Trashy Girls you can say “but honey, look at what I can buy you!”

That’s because they have a cool clothing store too – so you can dress your woman like a trashy girl! And it’s only a button click away – it’ll cost you some coin, but it’ll be so worth it. ‘Cuz you know you want to have a trashy girl in your bedroom!

And take it from Guy Caves…life IS good if you just play those cards right…

Truly, this is the goal of all us guys, right?

And, if you want to get up under the skirts of every woman you see, you need to get inside their heads!

Well, there’s a new website on the pipes of the internet devoted to just that – “For women. And the men who want to get in their heads.” The site is called sk*rt – sort of a weird name, but full of good info for us guys in pursuit of chicks!

You need to bookmark this one and study carefully!!

Or maybe the ultimate dream job?

If you are interested in having a job in the mold of 007, the MI6 (the British Foreign Intelligence agency) wants to talk to you.

MI6 currently has an ad running in The Guardian (the newspaper). So if you are interested in the lifestyle of a spy, check into this by all means.

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