Yep that’s right – another reason not to get your junk cut! As if we needed anymore excuses, science comes to our rescue.

Turns out that us guys who get vasectomies have some weirdly high rate of this virtually unpronounceable things called Primary Progressive Aphasia (PPA) – which basically apparently turns you into some sort of babbling non-communicative slug.

As if that isn’t enough – you also apparently stand a much higher change of getting something called FTD (no not the flowers..duh) which is short for frontotemporal dementia – further turning you into a babbling idiot.

So if you weren’t already petrified of getting your nuts cut…now all you got to say is “but baby, I’ll go crazy…” (assuming she doesn’t think you already are).

Read the full gory details here.