Just because this is in the “things you need to know category”!

Here’s the top 2:

2. “Dyke.” Don’t use this word. Somehow it has snuck into everyday vernacular, but it’s derogatory and offensive. File it under “homophobic” and shut up.

1. “Can I watch?” No.

Read all 10 things here

Ok those wacky scientist / inventor types are at it again – this time they bring you (…drum roll please..) the spray-on condom.

How about a BIG CHORUS OF WTF?

You put your man-thing in this latex sprayer tunnel thing for 10 seconds and then wait 20 seconds for it to dry.

Way to waste a good hard-on guys!

Via Cool Hunting

Well time for our national holiday of nationhood here in the good old U S of A – the 4th of July. And what better way to celebrate the 4th than with some sweet juicy watermelon!

Turns out those wacky scientists have discovered that watermelon affects us guys just like Viagra! Can I get a big hell yeah!!

Want to get in the mood? Forget oysters. Science Daily is reporting that watermelon may have Viagra-like effects on the body. Researchers say watermelon relaxes blood vessels, much like Viagra does, and may even increase libido.

So you get to eat your fruity treats and then give your woman a special all night treat! Can life possibly be any better?

Heading out now to the local fruit stand…

via Momlogic

Yes, you read that right. � All us guys out looking for chicks have a target age range of� chicks we will approach, right?� And yeah, its SO TOTALLY a crap shoot, right?

Well, no more – the web has come to the rescue.

Go to Can Sleep With – type in your age…press the enter key…and presto!� You’ll get a age range back for chicks you should be targeting.

Total internet magic.

BTW, my age range was 29 to 76!!!!

Ah, those wacky scientists are at it again…and this time they can help all us guys out.

Its all about the big O that your lady friends always are having…because we’re all studs, right? Wrong, Romeo…in the back of your mind, you know your chick is faking it at least some of the time. Yeah, she’ll talk about how you hit her G Spot and you act all cool…like your knew exactly what you were doing. See, us guys fake it too!

But no more..thanks to those wacky scientists! You can now obtain scientific proof that your woman is faking all those earth shattering orgasms…because she ain’t GOT NO G SPOT!!! Take that!

Doctors claim to have found the first compelling evidence that the G spot exists, but say not all women appear to have one.

Ultrasound scans revealed clear anatomical differences between women who said they experienced vaginal orgasms and a group of women who did not. The scans identified a region of thicker tissue where the G spot was rumoured to be lurking, which was not visible in the women who had never had a vaginal orgasm.

Ultrasound no less! So take your babe for a ultrasound and see what shows up!

The Guardian has more details.

Now here’s some news and analysis all of us guys can get into! Those hot office babes (and sadly, those not so hot office women too) think about sex 34 times a day – that’s every 14 minutes. And nope, this ain’t no made up pipedream, this is real news from the Daily Record!

And exciting news it is!

And it seems that lust is not just a fleeting thought, with seven in 10 women finding up to an hour a day for their naughty fantasies.

Apart from current partners, celebrities were the most common fantasy figures, closely followed by strangers who women have caught a glimpse of and former lovers.

And 53 per cent admitted to a crush on someone at work, while 36 per cent said every girl should have an “office object of affection” to while away the hours at work.

So who knew all our co-workers were SO sex-crazed??

Despite this very intriguing news, Guy Caves totally encourages you to be very careful in the workplace – you don’t need to be fired or end up in court, now do you? But just knowing what you now know about your female coworkers – damn, could be tough!

Read the full “news” story!

Now this is sorta cool – a round-up of all the celebrity sex tapes. All the biggies in the celebrity sex tape world are here: Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, Amy Fisher (who?).

Wait, there’s Screech too!

Anyhow, nice little wrap-up of one life’s secret pleasures!

Well, once again, leave it up to those wacky scientists!

Not content with solving incurable diseases or stopping that damn global warming, your friendly neighborhood scientists have turned their laser beam like attention to alcohol and sex.

Now any scientific research involving alcohol and sex – that’s some research which Guy Caves supports for full government funding!

And what did those wacky scientists find out for us?

Alcohol has a strong causal relationship with sexual arousal and disinhibited sexual behavior in humans; however, the physiological support for this notion is largely lacking and thus a suitable animal model to address this issue is instrumental. We investigated the effect of ethanol on sexual behavior in Drosophila. Wild-type males typically court females but not males; however, upon daily administration of ethanol, they exhibited active intermale courtship, which represents a novel type of behavioral disinhibition.

So what the hell does that mean is standard guy english??

If you drink you’ll get all turned on and kinky as hell and you’ll also be gay.

Now you know…

Keep in mind those wacky scientists were getting fruit flies drunk as hell!

Get more details from Greg Laden’s blog

Ok, this almost deserves a really big WTF?

Do you actually need an excuse to provide orgasms to the world?

But…since December 22nd is the Official Global Orgasm Day…

You have the official Guy Caves blessing to go forth and spread the joy with just as many chicks as you can throw down with! Hey, its a damn holiday!

Read all about it.

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