Football is a MAN’s game. All of these girly domes and such – well, that just ain’t how the game should be played. So GREAT news for all use real football fans out there – the 2014 Super Bowl will be in the NEW Meadowland’s in New Jersey – outdoors in February – in the damn winter!!!!!! REAL FOOTBALL!

Here the announcement video (there may be a stupid commercial in front of the video!):

Don’t know how this will turn out, but one of the ALL TIME MF’in football greats – Lawrence Taylor – has been charged with rape of a 15 year old.

Say it ain’t so LT (the original LT).

Full details here here

Lawrence Taylor with Deion Sanders at the 2010 NFL Draft

This little video was made at the Kentucky Derby in 2007. With the Belmont Stakes coming up soon, seems like a good time to show a little chick mud wrestling at the horse race action.

Two blondes in mini skirts throwing down in some serious mud for a pretty damn big crowd. Can I get a big hell yeah!

As in Romo, that is. Now ever since the Jessica Simpson debacle (you know, the one where she basically cost the Cowboys a Super Bowl berth due to her overall distracting influence on the team), Tony has been laying low!

Well, no more!! Appearing in Chi-town, old Tony (and he definitely ain’t no Tony Bennett either), belted out a stunning rendition of “Take Me Out To The Ball Game” in the seventh inning stretch.

The word stunning is, of course, used in the most sarcastic tone of voice I can muster!

But hell, at least Tony had fun doing it.

Watch for yourself:

Can you all shout out a really really big “hell yeah?” This is SO perfect…combine football with hot chicks…what’s not to like? PLUS..they all wear eye black. This has GOT to be shown during halftime of every football game! And in the offseason…and during the late night ESPN SportsCenter – well, you get the idea!

Congrats to Danica Patrick on winning her first race in Japan this past weekend. Let’s face it, she’s the only reason most of us still follow any news about Indy car racing any more!

Patrick Ewing Jr. without question pulls off the most totally awesome damn dunk EVER! Behind his damn back – totally mad skills!

One of our favorite times of the year is here!  Ain’t a whole hell of a lot of description needed…this cover shot from the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue SAYS IT ALL!

Some Guy Caves football thoughts and rantings because the Super Bowl and football…well, they’re important topics to us guys.

Ah…the Super Bowl. The Giants pull the “shocker” and walk away with the Lombardi trophy. All is right in the football universe and balance is restored…the 72 Miami Dolphins are still the only residents of Perfectville. Mercury Morris is STILL happy as hell today!!

What happened though? How could an 18-0 football team not be the world champion of the sport?

Duh…you have to actually win the championship game!!

The 18-0 is for chumps because the good ol’ Pats are now 18-1 and there ain’t a Super Bowl ring in site! Poor old Patriots – already crowned champions – coronation complete – but they didn’t manage to win the damn Super Bowl. All the football gurus will pontificate on the whys but let’s distill this down: they got whipped at the line of scrimmage. When that happens – you WILL NOT WIN!!

Which brings out this little rant:

I live smack in the middle of big-time college football land here in South Carolina. I annually get to laugh at all the arguments about who should play for the BCS national championship (which seems to always revolve around the SEC and the Georgia Bulldogs).

Laughter is normally my response.

Why?

How can a bunch of sportswriters and coaches armed with a virtual ballot box decide who the best teams are? They can’t, of course. Football games are ONLY won or lost on the field. Novel concept, huh?

So I nod and laugh and say college football should be just like the NFL. The ONLY purpose of the regular season is to make it to the postseason. Period. And…if a team somehow manages to get to postseason play they can by God win a championship – and it sure is hell ain’t a mythical championship!!

Because if the NFL was big-time college football, the 10-6 regular season Giants would NOT have been in the Super Bowl. But thankfully, the NFL isn’t big-time college football, so we have a real champion…a champion who PLAYED their way to game and then won the game on the field. No votes involved.

Hey college football – there’s this thing called COMPETITION – the sport of football is not an election!!

Yep, the favorite weekend and the best Sunday of the year for all us football loving guys – Super Bowl Saturday and Super Bowl Sunday (note the full capitalizations)!

So the time has come – the official Guy Caves picks for the Super Bowl. All numbers come from Sportsbook.Com at 11:30 AM EST.

First the two actually important picks – spread and points for the game (you know, the actual outcome of the damn game).

Ok, the New York Giants are total underdogs in the game. The spread has dropped some throughout the week. Currently the Giants are a 12 point dog. Guy Caves pick – take the G-Men and those points!

The total points for the Super Bowl is currently at 54 points. That’s a hell of a lot of points for a NFL game, but you know how these Super Bowls go. Guy Caves is taking under (thinking total points will be 51). Yeah, you figured it out – the final score will be 27-24!

Ok, that’s the big and important stuff out the way. But you know how the Super Bowl has all these cool proposition bets?� Guy Caves has got some picks on a selection of Super Bowl propositions!

Ah, the coin toss winner – Patriots

Eli Manning total passing yards – over 229.5

Tom Brady total passing yards – under 300.5

Most receiving yards – Plaxico Burress (+19.5) or Randy Moss (-19.5).  Taking Plaxico here.

Giants Total Points – over 21

Patriots Total Points – under 33.5

Giants and Patriots total combined points vs Kobe Bryant points + rebounds + assists. Kobe is +9.5 in this cross-sport proposition.� Taking Kobe!

Team scoring first – Patriots

Team scoring last – Giants

Total touchdowns by both teams – under 6.5

Whew, that’s a whole lot of picking goin’ on, but there you go. So get your food ready and stock up on the beer – gonna be a great day!