Well time for our national holiday of nationhood here in the good old U S of A – the 4th of July. And what better way to celebrate the 4th than with some sweet juicy watermelon!

Turns out those wacky scientists have discovered that watermelon affects us guys just like Viagra! Can I get a big hell yeah!!

Want to get in the mood? Forget oysters. Science Daily is reporting that watermelon may have Viagra-like effects on the body. Researchers say watermelon relaxes blood vessels, much like Viagra does, and may even increase libido.

So you get to eat your fruity treats and then give your woman a special all night treat! Can life possibly be any better?

Heading out now to the local fruit stand…

via Momlogic

Ok, let’s get real here.

New Year’s Eve is tomorrow night. A traditional night of mayhem, debauchery and general partying.

Oh, yeah, and alcohol…

Now, Guy Caves certainly doesn’t condone drunk driving…but we know some of your guys will drink…

And some of you guys will drive your damn cars….

And some of your guys will get pulled over while driving your damn cars…

And some of you guys will need an excuse for your obviously misguided actions…

Well, put this excuse in your back pocket:

PTERODACTYLS!

You know, those giant flying dinosaurs things. You have seen them haven’t you?� They were swooping all over the road on your way home from that New Year’s Eve party, weren’t they?

Here’s your blueprint for this excuse.