Can you shout out a big HELL YEAH!! Seems the Miss USA pageant has stepped up their game a notch or three!

Can I get a witness:

Miss Alabama - Sweet Home All Right!

Check out the full gallery from the good folks at TMZ.

This TOTALLY ain’t your daddy’s Miss USA…

Well time for our national holiday of nationhood here in the good old U S of A – the 4th of July. And what better way to celebrate the 4th than with some sweet juicy watermelon!

Turns out those wacky scientists have discovered that watermelon affects us guys just like Viagra! Can I get a big hell yeah!!

Want to get in the mood? Forget oysters. Science Daily is reporting that watermelon may have Viagra-like effects on the body. Researchers say watermelon relaxes blood vessels, much like Viagra does, and may even increase libido.

So you get to eat your fruity treats and then give your woman a special all night treat! Can life possibly be any better?

Heading out now to the local fruit stand…

via Momlogic

Once again, those wacky scientists prove something most of us guys know. Yeah, you go to the gym – yeah, you bust your ass sometimes. Why? FOR THE CHICKS OF COURSE!! This news flash is “according to new UCLA research published in the August issue of the Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin.”

“If you’re trying to figure out why men — especially young men — spend so much time at the gym, here’s your answer,” said David Frederick, lead author and a UCLA doctoral candidate in psychology. “The stereotype is that men work out to compete with each other, but our research suggests that pumping iron is a way for men to enhance their attractiveness to women.”

Can you shout a big NO, DUH!!

Knew you could.

Read all about it.

After you finish reading, get your dumb ass off this computer and back to the gym!

Ok guys, here’s one you can spring on your “you ain’t gonna stick that in there” chick.

Anal sex will make your butt bigger – go ahead, tell her! Cuz, you know, all that testosterone…medical facts, dudes!

Don’t know if this is a joke or not, but this question was asked on a forum called Steady Health.

One of the forum posters replied:

I’m speachless… Right now there have to be hundreds of men who have read this saying, “I wonder if my girlfriend would believe this.”

Good luck!

Exactly what we were thinking!

So now you can back up your endless badgering of her for a little back door action with some medical facts!

You got you a BBW at home – or maybe you just got a thing for BBW’s?

Come on, you can admit it among us guys!

You want your BBW to feel like a beauty queen everywhere she goes – you want her to be worshipped as the symbol of womanly beauty?

Sure you do – you life suddenly got a helluva lot easier – and Guy Caves is here for you. Take you BBW to Mauritania!

In Mauritania, morbidly obese women are considered beautiful. To symbolize wealth in a country that suffers from severe food scarcity, girls are force-fed until they’re fat.

Smell a vacation?

If you’re interested in all the gory scientific details, read all about it here.

Well, now its only 23 days in the hole for our favorite socialite Paris Hilton. Seems her jail term was reduced from the original 45 days for “good behavior”.

What sort of good behavior?

Officials “calculated several factors” – and hey they say “she appeared for her latest court date.”

Oh wow!

You have to wonder what else contributed to her reduced sentence. Did she promise to make a new sex tape with the judge or something? Inquiring minds want to know.

But, regardless of the reason, is 23 days long enough for the script to “Paris Behind Bars” to even get written?

Is 23 days long enough for all the prison guards to take videos of Paris in jail and post them to You Tube?

mmmm….

Read the full news blurb from Yahoo News

Is she the hottest celebrity chick on the planet?

According to Maxim magazine, she is.

Sexy Lindsay is numero uno in the magazine’s annual “Hot 100″ list.

Hell, she definitely is hot – but should she be number 1 with a bullet??

She beat out hotties like Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie and Beyonce…hmmm

Guy Caves needs to do a Top 100 Hottest Chicks list too.

Can you say Pussy Galore….mmmm, thought you could!

If you are James Bond fan (and what real man isn’t a fan of 007), then you know you are fan of all the chicks who have appeared in James Bond movies over the years.

Bond Girls are Forever: The Women of James Bond present all the Bond women to refresh your memory and get you thirsting for all the beautiful women who always were around James Bond.

Admit it, you are jealous of ol’ 007, aren’t you?

This one definitely gets a BIG WTF???

Pfizer (you know, the really big drug company that makes Viagra) has patented a drug which will make it harder for women to have an orgasm.

Again, WTF??

And all this time us guys thought a women have a good quick orgasm was a good thing. But thanks to the wonders of science, this is now a bad thing. Plus it now has a name: Premature Female Orgasm.

WTF indeed!

So what guy out there doesn’t like the thought of hot lesbians chicks in some hot lesbian sex?? Hell, Guy Caves is all for hot lesbian sex (as long as we get to watch!).

Anyhow, here’s two vintage lesbian posters (sorry, no hot lesbian chicks this time) – thought these were pretty cool!