As in Romo, that is. Now ever since the Jessica Simpson debacle (you know, the one where she basically cost the Cowboys a Super Bowl berth due to her overall distracting influence on the team), Tony has been laying low!

Well, no more!! Appearing in Chi-town, old Tony (and he definitely ain’t no Tony Bennett either), belted out a stunning rendition of “Take Me Out To The Ball Game” in the seventh inning stretch.

The word stunning is, of course, used in the most sarcastic tone of voice I can muster!

But hell, at least Tony had fun doing it.

Watch for yourself:

This one is several minutes long and pretty damn hot. Starts off with a chick in a bikini throwing down with a chick in a very tight skirt. Then there’s a weird cut toward then end to the bikini chick wrestling a hot blonde in a schoolgirl outfit. Well, editing skills be damned, this one has the Guy Caves oil wrestling seal of approval!

Almost live from Daytona Beach Bike Week! Two chick and some oil in yet another of those blow up swimming pools – throwin’ down!

Can you all shout out a really really big “hell yeah?” This is SO perfect…combine football with hot chicks…what’s not to like? PLUS..they all wear eye black. This has GOT to be shown during halftime of every football game! And in the offseason…and during the late night ESPN SportsCenter – well, you get the idea!

So how does two hot Japanese chicks in one of those blow-up swimming pools slip-sliding away sound? Good, right??

Congrats to Danica Patrick on winning her first race in Japan this past weekend. Let’s face it, she’s the only reason most of us still follow any news about Indy car racing any more!

This one is coming straight from the living room – two chicks, some plastic, some oil, some thongs…lots of hair pulling action…hell yeah!

Hotness…and wetness.  Seems the USC Song Girls recently attended a swim party out in sunny southern California.  Ain’t exactly sure what the hell a USC Song Girl is, but from the looks of these party pics…well, your mind has gotta wonder.

Damn, bet that Pete Carroll fellow seriously loves coaching at this school!

You can check out even more pics at The Wizard of Odds.

Because what better day for oil wrestling than a Wednesday?

Two hot chicks wallowing in a wrestling ring covered in oil – damn, does it get any better!!

And yeah, this will be EVERY damn Wednesday!

Patrick Ewing Jr. without question pulls off the most totally awesome damn dunk EVER! Behind his damn back – totally mad skills!