Well the Guy Caves college football picks were so damn good (hey, went .500), that there’s gotta be some NFL action going on! So here’s the picks for the divisional round of the NFL playoffs (which, by the way, is usually the single best weekend of football bar none).

Picking based on the lines from Sportsbook.com.

Saturday 1/12/2008 at 4:4o PM - you got the Seattle Seahawks traveling to the frozen tundra at Green Bay.� The Packers are a 7.5 point favorite.� Pick: Packers.

Saturday 1/12/2008 at 8:10 PM - the mighty New England Patriots host the very tough Jacksonville Jaguars up in Foxboro.� The Pat are a 13 point favorite.� Damn that’s a lot of points!� Pick: Jaguars.

Sunday 1/13/2008 at 1:10 PM - defending Super Bowl champs Indianapolis Colts get a dome visit from the San Diego Chargers.� Colts are a 9 point favorite.� Pick: Colts.

Sunday 1/13/2008 at 4:40 PM - the Dallas Cowboys get the New York Giants coming down to Romo-Simpson land.� Cowboys are a 7.5 point favorite.� Pick: Giants.

There - two favorites and two dogs.

Admit it guys, James Bond is one of your celluloid heroes. You’ve seen all the movies and you totally DUG lots of the chicks� Well, the movie boys are currently cranking up Bond 22 and the new Bond girls is….Gemma Arterton

Ok, who in the hell is Gemma Arterton?� Apparently some young British actress.

Guy Caves says - DO NOT LET US DOWN.� The Bond girls have provided many a young man with many a fantasy.� Don’t fuck it now, ok?

Do you think Gemma deserves to be the new Bond girl?� Express your damn opinion.

Well the final Guy Caves tally for the college bowl picks is in: 32 games - 16 right. Check out the complete list of picks (via the very nerdy Google Docs!)

So the picks didn’t totally suck (they weren’t great, but they didn’t totally suck either!)

And congrats to all you LSU Tiger fans out there - Geaux Tigers!

Well, once again, leave it up to those wacky scientists!

Not content with solving incurable diseases or stopping that damn global warming, your friendly neighborhood scientists have turned their laser beam like attention to alcohol and sex.

Now any scientific research involving alcohol and sex - that’s some research which Guy Caves supports for full government funding!

And what did those wacky scientists find out for us?

Alcohol has a strong causal relationship with sexual arousal and disinhibited sexual behavior in humans; however, the physiological support for this notion is largely lacking and thus a suitable animal model to address this issue is instrumental. We investigated the effect of ethanol on sexual behavior in Drosophila. Wild-type males typically court females but not males; however, upon daily administration of ethanol, they exhibited active intermale courtship, which represents a novel type of behavioral disinhibition.

So what the hell does that mean is standard guy english??

If you drink you’ll get all turned on and kinky as hell and you’ll also be gay.

Now you know…

Keep in mind those wacky scientists were getting fruit flies drunk as hell!

Get more details from Greg Laden’s blog

Guess its time to get really excited because a new season of American Idol is almost here! Boy gee can’t wait.

But…

If Paula Abdul looks this good while she’s ripping all those non-talented hacks to shreds…then you can definitely count Guy Caves in as the latest fan of American Idol!!

Ok, let’s get real here.

New Year’s Eve is tomorrow night. A traditional night of mayhem, debauchery and general partying.

Oh, yeah, and alcohol…

Now, Guy Caves certainly doesn’t condone drunk driving…but we know some of your guys will drink…

And some of you guys will drive your damn cars….

And some of your guys will get pulled over while driving your damn cars…

And some of you guys will need an excuse for your obviously misguided actions…

Well, put this excuse in your back pocket:

PTERODACTYLS!

You know, those giant flying dinosaurs things. You have seen them haven’t you?� They were swooping all over the road on your way home from that New Year’s Eve party, weren’t they?

Here’s your blueprint for this excuse.

Ok, here’s a totally free tip for betting on the rest of the college football bowl games (all friendly…you know…just between friends…uh, yep - that’s right).

Check out the official Guy Caves straight up football college bowl game prediction list, bravely published on December 7, 2007. (Rember this list is updated real time, so bookmark that post).

After 8 games, Guy Caves is a completely outstanding 2 - 6. You tip - look at the rest of the list - PICK AGAINST GUY CAVES. Total no brainer!

You’re welcome.

From Guy Caves  - here’s hoping your Christmas (or whatever you celebrate this time of year) is full of a truckload of cool guy shit! And if all you’re getting is a sack of coal - hope its a REALLY big sack!!

Ok, you know Guy Caves has been all over this Tony Romo and Jessica Simpsom fiasco…how she’s ruining the great American sport…hell, Guy Caves even demanded the leadership of the Dallas Cowboys BAN this sexy distraction from the Cowboy’s games.

But what about Cowboys road games?

Ah…you fans who will be attending the upcoming road games of the Dallas Cowboys can bring Jessica Simpson to YOUR game!!!

So go RIGHT NOW and check out Ruin Romo - print out your own Jessica Simpson mask to taunt old Tony!!

Hell yeah!!! College football is back on - bowl season kicks off in just a few minutes with the Poinsettia Bowl with Utah squaring off with Navy�

Should be a hell of a first game.

Reminder - Guy Caves has already picked ALL the games� Check it out and see how the amazing psychic football powers at work!  Bookmark that post and see the results updated as the games progress.